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Rush Limbaugh Jokes | October 9, 2007

Thanks to a a Media Matters thread for the following. Feel free to add your own…

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What’s the difference between Limbaugh and a septic tank? 50 pounds and a sport coat.
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What’s the difference between a dittohead and a diaper?

They both soak up feces from an infantile sphincter, but the diaper has the decency not to spread it around.

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What’s the difference between Limbaugh and an Internet pedophile?

A fistful of Viagra and a plane ticket to the Dominican Republic.

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What happens when Rush Limbaugh takes Viagra ?

His entire body grows three times it’s normal size. [Rimshot]

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What is fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an a***ole?

Rush Limbaugh’s tie

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How many Rush fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Rush hasn’t shown them how to do it yet!

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What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg? One’s a flaming Nazi gas-bag and the other is a zeppelin.

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